So I am going to try and start a new thing and post a bash.org quote every week. If you aren’t familiar with bash.org its basically a huge database of chat room conversations except they are all pretty much hilarious. Ill probably forget about this in a month or so, and if I do go ahead and remind me. Lets see how it goes…..

For this first session I’ll post several so you get a taste of how they work….

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. – Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

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<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen

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<DemonEater> wtf
<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti— ooh bouncy

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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn’t it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

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