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kjk11 Said,
March 6th, 2012 @11:20 pm  

…Because John Madden is in charge of setting player rankings…

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blackmma Said,
March 7th, 2012 @11:45 pm  

I laughed so hard I actually cried.

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Ding Said,
March 8th, 2012 @12:17 pm  

I would like see Johns answer to this rant. Is John the one who made up the rating or did he just get the blame.

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fake Said,
March 15th, 2012 @1:13 am  

this is fake

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dave? Said,
March 18th, 2012 @1:40 am  

Ethan Albright rates <53 in class, civility and intelligence. I was hoping he was going to write an eloquent letter that clearly explained his position. I would agree his rating is far too low. In his world, apparently, grotesque personal insults trump a civilized presentation of his opinion.

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deathvoid22 Said,
March 21st, 2012 @6:37 pm  

Does it matter? This is probably his reaction. Making fun of Ethan Albright. Albright had it coming though

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whatisthisstuff Said,
March 24th, 2012 @6:40 pm  

Umm…he called his son Red Beard Jr. This is clearly a meme written by someone OTHER than Ethan Albright.

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Shitburger Said,
March 25th, 2012 @2:02 pm  

@dave?

I think you rank 99 in dicksucking.

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ahahah Said,
March 25th, 2012 @7:12 pm  

I literally cried reading this. holy shit.

And to everyone that thought this was real/fake. Who f’ing cares its hilarious?

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jeez guys Said,
March 27th, 2012 @11:24 pm  

seriously guys, it’s meant to be a joke. and it’s very funny. your heads are so far up your asses (calling “fake” and “wow, what an asshole”) to even realize its funny. go fuck yourselves.

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bstchunker Said,
March 30th, 2012 @11:35 pm  

if that was a real letter it was one of the funnest things i read

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April 7th, 2012 @6:31 am  

Wow what a superb read, cant understand all the arguing ! – some really interesting points made here and i agree fully !! – would like to say thanks for posting this !! super stuff, cheers from mr plumber rochdale

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Iaan Said,
April 11th, 2012 @3:24 pm  

Just thought id let you Ryan dimperios rating is a 44 and he started the entire season for Minnesota at fb. Even though they went 3 and 13 I think he deserves a little more credit not to mention players never get ranked by what they did but more like how everyone else feels about them. Like you can throw for 5000 yards and rush for 1000 with Christian ponder but his rating will never reach a 90

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HAHaHAHA Said,
April 18th, 2012 @12:05 am  

fuNNY aZ hE11. d@t sH1t h@d mE cR@Ka1N d@ fUq uuhhhhpp!

No, but honestly, that shit was ridiculously funny.

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Dan11432 Said,
May 11th, 2012 @2:27 pm  

I could careless if this is fake, it is absolutely HILARIOUS

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Tyler Said,
May 22nd, 2012 @7:44 pm  

This just made me laugh so damn hard! ” If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.” XD

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big dog Said,
June 10th, 2012 @12:02 pm  

wow. ethan albright is the worlds dumbest football player. you deserve the lowest rating possible. any idiot should know madden doesnt have any say about the players ratings on his game.

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June 11th, 2012 @7:07 am  

Great idea for a post.Thank you!

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poopshootermcgavin Said,
July 11th, 2012 @1:46 pm  

@dave ? Gee, sorry a rant you read on the internet wasn’t polite enough for you. Boo hoo hoo. http://www.ridethepine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lebron-james-crying-jemblog.jpg

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jmacrazydude Said,
July 15th, 2012 @4:20 pm  

Real or fake I don’t care! That was the funniest article I’ve ever read, I’ve never actually “laughed out loud” by myself before I read this. Plus there were some very good points hahah

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Y U No Use Brains Said,
September 3rd, 2012 @11:13 am  

Madden NFL Football 2007. . . . . 5 YEARS TOO LATE

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