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You could look like a dick with buck teeth

2008-05-12T17:36:00.000-05:00

How technology has changed us

2008-05-11T19:08:00.001-05:00

Girl wins state team high school track title by herself

2008-05-11T19:03:00.000-05:00

AUSTIN, Texas -- Bonnie Richardson ran. She threw. She jumped.

And when it was time to hand out the team trophies, Richardson accepted the 1A team championship for Rochelle High School -- by herself.

Richardson was the only Rochelle athlete to qualify for the state meet and stunningly won the team title. University Interscholastic League officials said it was the first time they can remember a single athlete winning a girls' team title.

It's happened before on the boys' side, but not since former Baylor Bear and Pittsburgh Steeler Frank Pollard did it for Meridian High School in the 1970s, said UIL Athletics Director Charles Breithaupt.

"This totally blows me away," the freckle-faced Richardson said while holding the trophy with a gold medal draped on her neck. "This is amazing. I had no idea it was even possible."

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What the hell is going on at H&R Block?

2008-05-11T18:59:00.002-05:00

Look at her arm!

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Mr. Weenie

2008-05-11T10:52:00.000-05:00

Recycling

2008-05-11T10:51:00.000-05:00

HowISpentMyStimulus.com

2008-05-07T19:34:00.001-05:00

In January, Congress approved $152 billion in economic stimulus checks for millions of American households, intended to boost the economy and avert a recession. Just how this money will be spent remains to be seen. We hope this website helps shed some light on where the stimulus money is going.

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Porky Pooper Toy

2008-04-29T17:33:00.000-05:00

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I just thought this was an amazing picture

2008-04-29T17:31:00.002-05:00

Tom Hanks

2008-04-20T20:34:00.001-05:00

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chat room

2008-04-20T20:28:00.000-05:00

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

i got nothin to say on this one

2008-04-20T20:26:00.001-05:00

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I used to love playing Killer Instinct

2008-04-20T20:24:00.001-05:00

Jenna says: I
Jenna says: l
Jenna says: o
Jenna says: v
Jenna says: e
Jenna says: y
David says: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Jenna says: what the **** is your problem?
Jenna says: why do you always do that?

That makes two of us

2008-04-20T20:17:00.000-05:00

Definition of random

2008-04-20T20:15:00.002-05:00

Female Lawyer

2008-04-20T20:14:00.001-05:00

Sue H. Yoo

Associate, New York

Phone +1-212-558-4000
Fax +1-212-558-3588

yoos@sullcrom.com
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Temperature is Bullshit

2008-04-20T20:08:00.001-05:00

Kobe jumping over Aston Martin videos

2008-04-20T07:46:00.002-05:00

Kobe jumps over a speeding car (Aston Martin)

Kobe Bryant Responds To Jumping Over A Aston Martin Car

Kobe Wannabe Fails At Speeding Car Jump

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Kobe Car Jump First Attempt what really happen

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The Singing Shark

2008-04-11T17:27:00.002-05:00

136 mph Rally Car Jump

2008-04-10T21:27:00.003-05:00

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Photoshop F up

2008-04-06T19:42:00.001-05:00

Website: Stuff White People Like

2008-04-06T19:29:00.003-05:00

This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.

Here are a few examples:

Outdoor Performance Clothes (very true)

As white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working anywhere, at any time. So how do you know when they are off the clock? It’s easy, check their clothes.

When white people aren’t working, they generally like to wear Outdoor Performance Clothes. The top suppliers of these garments and accessories include North Face, REI, Mountain Equipment Co-Op, Columbia Sportswear, and Patagonia.

When you see white people wearing these, it is important that you do not discuss business matters. Instead you should say things like “where did you get that fleece?” and “what’s that thing holding your keys to your shorts?” White people will be more than happy to talk to you about their sustainably produced possessions.

"This is so GD true its not even funny."

Apple Products

Plain and simple, white people don’t just like Apple, they love and need Apple to operate.

On the surface, you would ask yourself, how is that white people love a multi-billion dollar company with manufacturing plants in China, mass production, and that contributes to global pollution through the manufacture of consumer electronic devices?

Simple answer: Apple products tell the world you are creative and unique. They are an exclusive product line only used by every white college student, designer, writer, English teacher, and hipster on the planet.

You see, a long time ago Apple’s were super popular among layout artists and graphic designers. Then Apple released Final Cut Pro and became the standard for film editors. As a result, lots of creative industries used Apple computers instead of PCs. Eventually, people started making the connection, and all of a sudden all white people need to have a Mac.

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Use "Postage Paid" Envelopes to mail a brick to junk mailers!

2008-04-06T19:26:00.001-05:00

Mail your own brick to junk mailers today!

	Step one: Get the "No Postage Necessary" envelope out of the junk mail.
	Step two: Put a brick (or anything) in a box.
	Step three: Tape the "No Postage Necessary" envelope neatly to the box
	Step four: Put it into those blue mail boxes, the parcel dump at the post office, or in your mail box.

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Star Trek Perv

2008-04-06T16:46:00.000-05:00

Transparent Frog

2008-04-06T15:11:00.002-05:00

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