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All time best quotes by Charles Barkley

Posted by Woosk in Thursday, September 18th 2008

18
Sep

20. While watching someone in Australia put $1 million worth of rubies on a table: “Damn, must not be any black folks in Australia. You can’t just leave $1 million worth of jewelry lying around the ‘hood.” 19. Asked if he had ever been in the governor’s office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. “They don’t [...]

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Posted by Woosk in Tuesday, September 16th 2008

16
Sep

I didn’t go to college but if I did I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant ’cause “The customer’s always right.” All right, all right. That joke’s better than you acted. Perhaps it’s not. Maybe it’s dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I’m not a fuckin’ genius for Christ’s sakes. You [...]

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